12 February 2016

Mythological pick up lines for Valentines day

With Valentines day approaching, I thought it would be prudent to stay on topic and bring you some funny pick up lines from mythological characters. So if you're going out this Sunday for a romantic evening why don't you try some of these and see how they fare on the opposite sex?

Personally I think these pick up lines will function adequately throughout the year, they aren't bad for a laugh!

Is your name Poseidon? Because I'm already wet.

Baby, let's reenact the Trojan war. You get on all fours and I'll get inside you.

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